Gin Joint Frequenter Pillows

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

GDP and G&T.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Fallen Angel.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Pirate Artist

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'That's my spirit guide.'

Gin & Tonic.

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

'You've had enough.'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Gin-etic Engineering

Quick gin. Sloe gin

Scariest Tactics

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Employment law employee swears at the announcement of further lockdown measures.