Giggle-for-gin Enthusiast Pillows

"My feelings about her continue to evolve."

Join me in a Martini?

"River well stocked this year."

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Children's Entertainer

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

We stock ALL sizes...

"More helium."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Here Coco. It's another prescription for laughter to be filled.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."

Acupuncture clinic

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

The Gong