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"I don't do windows."

'The circle is complete!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

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"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

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"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

'Well she came out of nowhere! It all happened in slow motion!'

"I'm worried about Junior... all he wants to do is kill things."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'I hope it's a quick knockout, I'm double parked.'

'Have you noticed that the gurus get younger every year?'

"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"

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"Don't look now. I think we've got company."

"What's the best machine to use to meet hot chicks?"

'Have you noticed that Harry has a twitch and is as mad as a haddock? Do you suppose it's mercury poisoning?'

Owl's Pub: 'NO damn pussycats!

"It's a strange picture."

"There's a very good chance he's dead."

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'Frankly Mum, I'd rather read a book quietly than frolic around the paddock...'

"And I can't possibly support you, so you won't have to leave all this."

"Personally I have no issues with a pipeline running under my property."

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"I'm watching the fish and - spoiler alert - season two is a lot like season one."