Giggles Over Grog Pillows

"It's best just to leave them alone - Over the years, they've come to regard themselves as an elite group of drunks."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

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Your Country Needs MOO!

White Whale Brand Grog

At the baby oil factory.

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

'Sorry, what was that?'

A Grumble Bee

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

Sailors on Shore Carousing - As it will be when the grog is stopped.

'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'

Beheaded ghost says to spook: 'It's just a trial separation.'

They're short of staff!

"Lady!!! Could we turn down the A.C.?!"

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

'Daisys squirting-no punch line'

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

'Back so soon?'

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

'Psst. I got a powerful feeling Jimbo has a full house.'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

"Income tax has created more liars than golf and porn put together."

Please do not adjust your mirror.