Gigantic Pup Handler Pillows

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

No Soliciting

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

A child and his dog

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"There you go with that typical police mentality."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Man with giant dog has a giant poop bag.

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Nowadays kiddo, we just need to herd the sheep, but my grandfather had to protect them from wolves!'

Free Range Sled Dog

The Lion Tamer.

"Okay, okay - I'll keep my day job!"

"Someday, when he ignores you, you'll really like him!"

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'