Giant Pup Enthusiast Pillows

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Fashion Week"

Dogs in a basket

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

Dog Weightlifting

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"No not the puppy please"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Dog

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."