Gifted And Talented Fan T-Shirts

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

The Fourth Little Pig

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Moby Dick

Ask A Silly Question.

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Circus

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Romulus and Remus

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

Pirates find out treasure is a piggy bank.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Pop, tell me again how Jazz came up the river from New Orleans."

Ludwig von Beethoven

"Boy, am I out of breath. I had to run crying 'Wee, wee, wee!' all the way home."

"And can one illuminate the manuscript?"

Mushrooms of New York

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."