Gift Wrap Detective Gifts

"Before you open it and check its not is stool sample!"

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

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Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Snowman offering solutions.

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

What do you like most about presents?

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Relax, Ms. Jones. I'm just X-raying this gift from my brother-in-law to see if I should re-gift it."

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

New York City Rodeo

Santa with an elf.

Musical sleigh

"It's a wrap!"

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

The art of wrapping.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Where'd you find it, dad?"

I'm home, son! Did you bring me anything, dad? A new bike! Is it a Schwinn? If "Schwinn" is German for "Hallucination," yes!

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!