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"Before you open it and check its not is stool sample!"

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

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"Hundreds of looted Christmas gifts. . . A missing reindeer. . . does that ring a bell, Mr. Rudolph?"

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

What do you like most about presents?

Snowman offering solutions.

X-Raying Christmas Presents

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

"Relax, Ms. Jones. I'm just X-raying this gift from my brother-in-law to see if I should re-gift it."

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"It's a wrap!"

New York City Rodeo

An elf pushes a wheelbarrow full of Chistmas presents

Christmas.

"Snowman 1 to snowman 3... UPS delivery complete... FedEx approaching fast... Amazon not in sight... Over!"

Musical sleigh

'No government funding? No corporate support? Just what kind of ponzi scheme are you running?'

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Santa with an elf.

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

The art of wrapping.