Gift Wishlist Pillows

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

Bad gifts

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'They were all out of roses.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Valentines Day truck

Happy Valentine's.

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

The first birthday gift.