Gift-of-agreement Bearer Pillows

BipartiSanta.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

'They're dog roses!'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Say it with flowers

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Birthday Racing Car

"I hate it..."

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'