Gift Adviser Gifts

"...or, if you're willing to spend a little more, we can arrange a nice, neat takeover."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa called but you were out!

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

CEO.

Bad gifts

Regifts of the Magi

Valentines Day truck

Poor vs Rich

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

The nonprofit dog fight.

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

"C'mon, get up...it's Christmas! Let's go! There's presents to open!"

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'