"...or, if you're willing to spend a little more, we can arrange a nice, neat takeover."
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"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.
"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
Santa called but you were out!
"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"
CEO.
It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!
Bad gifts
Regifts of the Magi
C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?
Valentines Day truck
Poor vs Rich
On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.
The nonprofit dog fight.
"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.
'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'
The blue-collar diner for white-collar people...
The Re-Giving Tree
"Read the card! Read the card!"
'Wait until you see what you got me!'
"I always ask for a pony for my birthday. I find it gives the most bargaining room."
'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'
"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."
"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."
"Honey - this is soooo special!"
You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.
'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'
"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"
'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'
'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'
Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!
"Do you have all those things in stock?"
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