Gif-giver Enthusiast Pillows

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Friday

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"T.G.I.F."

The Fart Side

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'My first drink since my accident.'

'T.S.I.F.'

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

'Methane Happens.'

A conductor reads from a picture book.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.