Gif-giver Enthusiast Pillows

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Friday

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

Irony: Then and Now

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'T.S.I.F.'

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

"T.G.I.F."

The Fart Side

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

A conductor reads from a picture book.