Tgif Enthusiasts Pillows

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.

Thank God it's Friday.

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

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Friday

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'People, it's 4:55 Friday...and that means Howie starts the weekend with the drum solo from ‘Wipe Out!''

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Positive Thinking

"T.G.I.F."

'T.S.I.F.'

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

'Thank god it's Thursday - Friday can't be that far behind!'

Scariest Tactics

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Gin & Tonic.

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

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"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

'Thank Me it's Friday.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'