Gif Collector Gifts

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Oymoticons

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"You must see someone about your problem."

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

Children play with insects in power outages

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'This milk smells funny.'

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

Libredty

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Annual meeting of the American Telemedical Association.

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.