Gif Collector Mugs

Geez, dad, I don

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Oymoticons

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Elvis Presley

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"You must see someone about your problem."

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

Children play with insects in power outages

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

'So, the Father is a native of Easter Island?'

'Johnny Depp'

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'Let's see what Santa has in his sack for a little boy or girl...'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

Crocodile with man logo on polo

"Being God just doesn't pay as much as you'd think it would."

'This milk smells funny.'

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Libredty

Annual meeting of the American Telemedical Association.

'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'