Graffiti Collector Gifts

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Hadrian's Wall

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Romantic Graffiti

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

COVID Vaccine

Graffiti on guard's horse

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Sick Rancher Humor

'An aerosol? Are you sure you've thought this through?'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Big business is not evil

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

BLESS YOU

Graffiti on the Mona Lisa.

Graffitti.

If like worked like Baseball you could be traded to another family.

Graffiti Forever!

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Be objective - never take your own side in an argument.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Question authority"

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."