Giant Straw Admirer Pillows

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

King Kongs first christmas

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"I prefer your early pieces."

Giant Ice Skates

The Ugly Plant

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

Turn that noise down !

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"You're getting too much fiber."

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

You had me at succulents!

Horizon Art

'This rain forest problem is more serious than I thought.'

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

Giant bird.

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

'My husband watered it with beer.'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

Most people don't know that the great wall was originally built out of popsicle sticks. Of course, back then it was just called 'the wall'.