Giant Lizard Admirer Pillows

'Actually, my name is Gord Zilla...they got it wrong on my birth certificate!'

'How's my rampaging?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

King Kongs first christmas

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Different kinds of car rides

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Chameleon and TV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"I've downsized."

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Art Gecko.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Giant Ice Skates

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'I fell off my stool...'

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'