Giant Lizard Admirer Mugs

'Actually, my name is Gord Zilla...they got it wrong on my birth certificate!'

'How's my rampaging?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Bigfoot"

Turtle Trailer Court

King Kongs first christmas

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Different kinds of car rides

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Chameleon and TV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I've downsized."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

Art Gecko.

'You know, I could really go for a wafer-thin mint.'

Godzilla vs. Himself.

'Don't you think it's strange that all snakes are Aries, Taurus or Gemini...?'

"It's just happened again! I don't get it! Master is such a nice guy: why would the neighbours always decline his invitations?"

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Giant Ice Skates

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

"Wait till you hear this one! This little fella is calling himself a mammal and he reckons one day they're going to dominate the Earth!"

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'I fell off my stool...'

"...and the cast should come off in four to six weeks."