Giant Lizard Lover Pillows

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Monster Clown

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lizard Amusement Park

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"The animal kingdom is truly wondrous -- and everything's edible!"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

City Zoo: 'Try our exotic composts in your garden.'

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

Ereptile Dysfunction

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

Art Gecko.

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

Reality Bites

'The Polite Lions' - a new sim game - "We've already got chairs, thank you."

Lion Dreams

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Mile High Club

Godzilla vs. Himself.

'Sorry, I've been head-hunted by another pride.'

Gay Pride

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

Naked cocktails

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"