Giant Straw Admirer Gifts

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Bigfoot"

King Kongs first christmas

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

"I prefer your early pieces."

Giant Ice Skates

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

The Ugly Plant

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

'...so as soon as I seen the old gal havin' trouble calving.;..'

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Turn that noise down !

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"You're getting too much fiber."

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

Giant bird.

"This is the first time I've been in Arizona."

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

'This rain forest problem is more serious than I thought.'

Horizon Art

Bear in hotdog eating contest.

You had me at succulents!

'My husband watered it with beer.'

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

Thanks to his reputation as a tough and unfriendly loner, nobody flocked with Randy.

"Which of you is 'Cactus Jack'?"

'How's my rampaging?'