Giant Fruit Buff Gifts

Center for the research and development of abnormally large strains of fruit.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Better Not Squash.

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Gullib-Os

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Bagel problems.

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory