Giant Chocolate Enthusiasts Gifts

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

"Have you seen my dad?"

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

Easter Egg Delivery

Secret sweetie drawer...

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'I get that reaction a lot.'

"We finally made it - Switzerland!"

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

If you don't give me a free hot chocolate, you're probably not a patriot. #$%* Fox News.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!