Giant Chocolate Enthusiasts Gifts

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Occu-Pie Mars

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Easter Egg Delivery

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'She gets so excited for the dumbest reasons.'

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"God's sent us some chocolates."

"Would you like the Death by Chocolate, Cheesecake, Brownie, Fudge, or just peacefully while you sleep?"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

'I get that reaction a lot.'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!