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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Belief and Trust.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Nanki Poo

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"The health of Mr. Putin is very good!"

The Investigation

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Any clues?"

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

Violence in Mexico

"There's something very wrong with this picture, detective."

An empty 'crime' section in a bookhop

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"This is too hard, but I'd recognize him on his own."