Ghostly Humorests Gifts

"I don't mind wandering the hallways for all eternity but all this candy is making me sick."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Ghost puddle

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Ghostbasters 3

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"You're on mute."