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Ghostly Bookworms Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bookish soul with a spooky twist? Our ghostly bookworm-themed products blend literary love with charmingly eerie designs. From humorous mugs to cozy pillows, find the ideal present that captures their unique interest in creepy reads and ghostly tales. Whether they're avid readers or casual bookworms, our selection adds a dash of haunted humor to their collection.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Eternal Student.
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
Edgar Allen Poe
The DaVinci Code
The Bookworm
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
Jean-Paul Sartre
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
Honoré de Balzac
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Television Readers.
No-Work Orange
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
Blue Stockings
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Ghostly Bookworms Gifts Collection
Ghostly Bookworms Mugs
Discover more haunted humor and bookish fun on our mugs collection—perfect for cozy mornings with a ghostly twist.
Ghostly Bookworms Pillows
Find your perfect spooky reading companion in our ghostly pillow collection—comfort and whimsy rolled into one.
Ghostly Bookworms Prints
Browse our collection of ghostly book print art to add a touch of haunted charm to your decor—perfect for book lovers with a spooky streak.
Ghostly Bookworms T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt range for more witty and whimsical ghostly bookworm designs—ideal for making a literary statement.