Horror Bookworm Gifts

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'It's a typical horror novel: A fish out of water story...'

Horror Stories

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The Bookworm

Thomas Mann.

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Honoré de Balzac

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'