Doctor Spock.
Bookworms Of The Afterlife Gifts
For the bookworms of the afterlife, find clever and charming gifts that blend a love for books with a touch of spooky humor. Ideal for those who believe tales live on beyond the grave, our products make thoughtful, fun surprises.
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead
Home Sweet Home
Multi-Generational Books
Lord George brings news of the debate
"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."
'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Jorge Luis Borges
Thomas Keneally
In my day, they didn
'GM apples prevent Migraine'
''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'
Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'
Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.
We never fly anywhere anymore.
Bookworm Romance
William Wordsworth
Books 'n' Carrots
"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque
The Bible, signed copy.
"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"
Geoffrey Chaucer
Agatha Christie
#NationalPoetryDay
Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap
My Youtube channel's taking off. Mine too, little buddy. You have a Youtube channel? Of course, it's got 12.8 million subscribers. I accompanies my best-selling MANuals book series. I post a video per day. There's "Pickup Artist Mondays," "Man-Grooming Tuesdays," "Relationship Escape-Artist Wednesdays" ... "Become an Alpha in Five Minutes Thursdays" ... "New Advances in Speedos Fridays," and "Using Quantum Physics and the Multiverse Theory to Explain Why that Lady She Caught You with was Actuall
'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'
'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'
Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.
The Raven - The Study at Night
Bookworms Of The Afterlife Gifts Collection
Bookworms Of The Afterlife Mugs
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Bookworms Of The Afterlife Pillows
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Bookworms Of The Afterlife Prints
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Bookworms Of The Afterlife T-Shirts
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