Nostalgic Bookworms Gifts

"Reading YA is passe. We're into picture books."

Thomas Mann.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

Lord George brings news of the debate

Two Generations of Readers

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

In my day, they didn

A.M Gorky

Thomas Keneally

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

William Wordsworth

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Books 'n' Carrots

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Geoffrey Chaucer

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Agatha Christie

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.