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"Natalie tells me you're the one who makes all the fog happen in 'Phantom'."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

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'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Haunted museum

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Youtube ghost videos...

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"