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'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

Dr. Roo.

Horror Stories.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Ghostship

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

Haunted museum

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"