Ghost Ship Fanatic Mugs

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Horror Stories.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghostship

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'