Getting Ears Pierced Pillows

'You had your ears pierced.' - 'Yes, and it hurts like hell.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I got my ears pierced.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear -- I had my ears pierced!'

'Teenagers!'

Punk Reindeer

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

A Tongue Stud.

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

Cybervegan Caf

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"