Getting An Mba Gifts

Fighting CEO's of Fenton Business College.

The MBA Draft

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

Our parent company is not pleased with our work. They want all of us to register for a few remedial MBA courses.

East is East, West is West, Business is Business.

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

Monkey Business College

Business School - Center for the Study of Mumbo Jumbo - 3rd Floor.

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Business Cliches

"It was a matter of vital strategic importance for the company ! We had to develop our own MBA graduates breeding in-house."

'I'm obliged to warn you that I am a Master of Business Administration!'

'After I get my MBA I'll live in New York and summer in Europe before moving back in with my parents.'

'He has an MBA from Wharton.'

"Sit, sir. Harvard M.B.A. I speak business patois."

"Having an MBA from a prestigious college is quite impressive. However, we're looking for someone with basic computer skills."

"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."

'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'

"I see you have a N.V.Q and a M.B.A."

Business Class Flights

Midtown Meta-Moment

'I felt the need to reach out, leverage a best practice, touch base, take it to the next level...'

'one of our major contributors suggested we add a Scared Straight program to our MBA curriculum.'

"Working on your M.Ed. thesis when you should be teaching is not closing the research-classroom gap."

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'

'If the world conquest thing doesn't work out, my fall-back plan is business school.'

"He's a nice young man, but are you sure he's an M.B.A.?"

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

Snotty MBAs

"Someday a prestigious business school will erect a statue in his honor."