Getting A Passport Gifts

Passport Picture.

Passport photos

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'See you in two weeks!'

'First of all, relax.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Bunny Hill

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

S. S. All You Can Eat

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Latinos in the USA

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

Mr Met

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

An Eyeliner.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Bon Voyage

'First time skiing?'

Tennis.