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Passport Picture.

Passport photos

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'See you in two weeks!'

'First of all, relax.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

Bunny Hill

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

S. S. All You Can Eat

Excess Baggage: Take lots of photos on your cruise so you can show folks what you looked like before you gained those 20 pounds.

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Latinos in the USA

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'Sorry about that, Miss Delsey. I guess the boat wasn't sinking after all.'

Bon Voyage

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

An Eyeliner.

Tennis.

'First time skiing?'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Now I have to change my dog's name so I can remember my new password."

Passport Photo