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"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Garden genomes.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

"We must be in the wrong wing."

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

GCSE Results.

'It the thought that counts.'

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"All you need is love."

Valentines Day card.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

"I shoulda' fucked every man I ever met."

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"Happy birthday!"

'The web is a great educational tool for wine lovers. Right now, Jim is learning how much his brother spent on the bottle he gave for his birthday.'

New-age traveller and old-age traveller

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

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Ladies using thier cage crinolines as bathing machines

"This is Doctor Bagshaw, discoverer of the infinitely expanding research grant."

Divorces cost so much because they're worth it.

"It's the middle of the summer and the family is beginning to think you're stalking them."

Christmas present.

"Acme pogo stick"

"My Mom lets me go wherever I want. I'm free-range"

A Cat's Christmas

Family Pub - with Granddad, Granny, Parents, kids & baby all stumbling out drunkenly.

"I can get a GED for free?. . . I don't care. . . I'm doing okay."

sex shop - "Theres plenty more filth inside"

Pet Store: Buy one get one flea!