Get Well Soon Occasion Gifts

Greeting Cards/Get Well, Donor.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

What the Doctor Ordered

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

Cardiac Recovery.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"Gesundheit!"

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'You'll be able to lead a normal life after the operation -- except, of course, for your enormous medical bills.'

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'We tend to favour more traditional anaesthetic techniques here.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'I'd like a second opinion, doctor.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'