Get Well Card Collector Pillows

'Get well soon.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Missing You.

Thank you bubbles

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

"Gesundheit!"

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Card Flinger

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Reindeer

Christmas Hugs

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Leaving cards.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

Card shark

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Covid-19, Mask Up

Red Card - Gold Card.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"