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'Get well soon.'

Lactose Intolerant

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"Gesundheit!"

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"I just haven't been feeling very omnipotent lately."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

The Card Flinger

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Christmas Hugs

Reindeer

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Leaving cards.

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

Nurse holding giant pill tells patient, 'Relax. It's chewable.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Card shark

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

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