Germbusters Gifts

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'Ready or not, here I come!'

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

"This feels so familiar."

"Now get out."

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

Now wash your hands.

Transmission of the Coronavirus

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Germ Home

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

'A giant killer macrophage! Doctor, this is madness!'

'This hospital certainly takes cleanliness seriously.'

Hygiene against coronavirus

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."