Gluten Ghostbuster Gifts

"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Welcome Ghost.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"If only you knew. . ."

Cleaning Service.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Saxophone summoning.

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

Haunted Gas Station

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

The Ghost of Food

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

A woman looks at the menu posted in the front window of a restaurant; a nearby sign reads "Free gluten".

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

Heave ho! In I go... - 'Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha!' - 'Mu-haaargh!' -

Am I sleeping? Is this a dream? I am the Ghost of Christmas Past! Yeah, right. It's November. Obviously. Scheduling conflict. I'm backed up with cheapskates this year. Not buying it. This is just a bad dream. Work with me here. I'm getting an early start!

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine.

"Scrooge, I'm the ghost of Christmas past and this is Dave, the ghost of Christmas p****d."

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

Bob had the misfortune of being haunted by the Three Stooges.