Gluten Ghostbuster Gifts

"I can't sleep not knowing where all the gluten from gluten-free products goes."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Welcome Ghost.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"If only you knew. . ."

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

Cleaning Service.

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

Saxophone summoning.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

A woman looks at the menu posted in the front window of a restaurant; a nearby sign reads "Free gluten".

'I SEE DUNG PEOPLE!'

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

The Ghost of Food

Haunted Gas Station

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Ghostbusters trapping superhero

Paranormal Experience, with Cheese.

"Scrooge, I'm the ghost of Christmas past and this is Dave, the ghost of Christmas p****d."

For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine.

Heave ho! In I go... - 'Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha!' - 'Mu-haaargh!' -

"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

'Of course I'm back. You didn't think I'd be that easy to get rid of did you?'

Bob had the misfortune of being haunted by the Three Stooges.