Ghostbuster Fan Gifts

"If only you knew. . ."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Zombies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Zombie pet tricks.

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Welcome Ghost.

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Halloween Selfie

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"