Ghostbuster Fan Gifts

"If only you knew. . ."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Zombies.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Zombie pet tricks.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Halloween Selfie

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Welcome Ghost.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'