German Language Gifts

German Spelling Bees

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Wok. Don't Wok.

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Paul Ree

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"I lettered in spelling."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Diolch

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Cat job interviews.'

Good Luck!

East End Maps.

Friedrich Schiller