German Language T-Shirts

German Spelling Bees

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Wok. Don't Wok.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Gunter Grass

Paul Ree

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"I lettered in spelling."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Günter Grass

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

Diolch

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'Cat job interviews.'

Good Luck!