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Auntie Bacterial

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'It's the only known prevention for swine flu...Big bad wolf serum...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

COVID 19

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

'Ready or not, here I come!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Now get out."

"Did you wash your hands?"

"This feels so familiar."

Criminal Germs

"I started as a mundane disease ... but now I'm a super bacteria!"

'New normal' family life

Medicine.

Covid Vaccine

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

"Excuse me-I'm looking for the dirtiest possible thing I can touch on this street."

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

MRSA Guide to hospital.