Germ-aware Style Setter Pillows

Flu Masks.

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Gesundheit.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Put it under my microscope!'

Medicine.

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'Is it catching?'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

Combating Zika

'All right -- be that way!'

Sailor and car

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'That's not a spaceship, but a virus!'

'I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you... You're a hypochondriac.' 'Gasp! I knew it.'

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."

NHS hospital - all over the place.

'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'

"....But....flu season's over."

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

"Needs more Purell."

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.