Germ-aware Style Setter Pillows

Flu Masks.

'Gesundheit.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Medicine.

'Put it under my microscope!'

'I'm fist-bumping all of my patients now, because it spreads fewer germs than a handshake.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

Typical Viral Coversation - "So many people so little time."

'Is it catching?'

'Don't worry it's safe, the baptismal is filled with hand sanitizer."

'All right -- be that way!'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

Sailor and car

Combating Zika

Scientist looking down microscope - "My God! They're at it again.."

'I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you... You're a hypochondriac.' 'Gasp! I knew it.'

'Me? I'm trying to stay one step ahead of white corpuscles and antibiotics.'

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I sneeze? After all, we're just making liver.'

"It was a revelation. What I thought was salmonella was really E.coli, and what I though was E.coli was really salmonella."

'That's not a spaceship, but a virus!'

NHS hospital - all over the place.

"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."

"Ummm, thanks, but I'm good."

"....But....flu season's over."

No, you can't approach the bench if you have a cold.

"I think the man in the corner may have the covid."

"Needs more Purell."

"Still fighting germs, Allergic Man?"

'And the plates here are so clean you can almost eat off them.'