Georgian Style Aficionado Gifts

A dancing man in a period costume

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Two men toting a dog in a carriage by foot, while the dog sticks his head out the window.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Cybergoth.

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

Austin Powers

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

Four Horsemen.

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

"Happy New Year!"

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Be Believable Anywhere, Anytime in these Quality Fib Overalls.

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

A couple promenading in the fashionable dress of 1795

"Is that what you're wearing??"

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

'WHOA, don't go in there Donald! THAT'S the living room.'

Good Luck

Dracula gets his mail.